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Long Trunk

Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?

A: Because sheep don't have strings.

Elephant Period

Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period?

A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.

Psychic's Pants

Q: What do you get if you put your hand down an psychic's pants?

A: Your palm red once a month.

Blonde Jump

Q: Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?

A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.