Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?
A: Because sheep don't have strings.
My girlfriend was on her.
So I put it in her:
Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period?
A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.
Q: What do you get if you put your hand down an psychic's pants?
A: Your palm red once a month.
Q: Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.