Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love
Q: What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
A: They both shower after three periods!
Tampon vs Cigarette
Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?"
Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
Mad Cow vs PMS
Q: What is the difference between Mad Cow Disease and PMS?
A: Two tits!
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?
A: A Tic-Tac.
What is that?
Q: What do you call a used tampon floating down the river?
A: A blood vessel.