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Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love

Q: What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?

A: They both shower after three periods!

Tampon vs Cigarette

Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?"

Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"

Mad Cow vs PMS

Q: What is the difference between Mad Cow Disease and PMS?

A: Two tits!

Barbie's Tampon

Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?

A: A Tic-Tac.

What is that?

Q: What do you call a used tampon floating down the river?

A: A blood vessel.