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Constipation - Accountant

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget.

Man and Refrigerator Difference

Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A: When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.

Yo Mama - Breath

Yo' Mama's breath is so stanky, it's like her tongue farted.

Constitution

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."

Farts and Enrique Iglesias

Q: What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?

A: a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
d. They both stink.