Constipation - Accountant
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget.
Man and Refrigerator Difference
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A: When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
Yo Mama - Breath
Yo' Mama's breath is so stanky, it's like her tongue farted.
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."
Farts and Enrique Iglesias
Q: What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?
A: a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
d. They both stink.