Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes
The Right Stuff
A man walks into a bar, orders a Corona, two Hurricanes, and a Forest Fire. The bartender says, "That'll be $20.20."
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
No More Lock-Downs
Instead of going into another lock-down, just train all the Amazon delivery drivers to give the vaccine. The entire population will be immunized by Saturday, Wednesday if you have Prime.
My boss said, "I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays."
I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."
My girlfriend and I have been practicing social distancing since the start of the pandemic.
She calls it a restraining order for some weird reason.