Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Coronavirus Jokes
Q: Why did the Coronavirus cross the street?
A: To help seniors get to the other side
Don't let the Kroger grocery store take your temperature before shopping. It is a SCAM! The device actually erases your memory. Just yesterday I went to the store to pick up bread and eggs and came home with Snickers and Ice Cream!
If a supervisor at work gets Covid-19, do the people who kiss that ass need to be tested?
Asking for a friend.
Q: What's the difference between Kung Pao Chicken and the Coronavirus?
A: One's Chinese take out, the other takes out Chinese.
Q: Why is kitchen sex so popular lately?
A: Because that's the only way to get laid on an island in 2020