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Helper Virus

Q: Why did the Coronavirus cross the street?

A: To help seniors get to the other side

Kroger Scam

Don't let the Kroger grocery store take your temperature before shopping.  It is a SCAM! The device actually erases your memory.  Just yesterday I went to the store to pick up bread and eggs and came home with Snickers and Ice Cream!

HR Question

If a supervisor at work gets Covid-19, do the people who kiss that ass need to be tested?

Asking for a friend.

Chinese Twist

Q: What's the difference between Kung Pao Chicken and the Coronavirus?

A: One's Chinese take out, the other takes out Chinese.

Kitchen Sex

Q: Why is kitchen sex so popular lately?
A: Because that's the only way to get laid on an island in 2020