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Covid Ants

Q: Do you know why ants aren't worried about COVID-19?

A: Because they have anty bodies.

Quick Thinking

I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now

But you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you get it.

Covid Channel

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.

Pfizer Covid Vaccine

Pfizer is the same company that created Viagra.  Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they should certainly be able to protect the living.

No Ho Ho

Want to save money this Christmas and need an excuse for the kids?  Just tell them that Santa had a fever and didn't make it through the pandemic.