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The best jokes and joke writers!

Can't Feel My Legs

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC... I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!" "Well of course you can't silly!" replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms."

No Legs, Ditch

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?

A: Phil.

No Arms

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

A: Names

Hawking Blue Screen

Q: What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed?

A: Nothing.

Tongue Workout

Stick your tongue out. Move it up and down. Relax. Now move it left and right. Well done! You have just completed Christopher Reeves' workout video.