Can't Feel My Legs
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC... I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!" "Well of course you can't silly!" replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms."
No Legs, Ditch
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?
Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Hawking Blue Screen
Q: What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed?
Stick your tongue out. Move it up and down. Relax. Now move it left and right. Well done! You have just completed Christopher Reeves' workout video.