Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you...
You can hide, but you can't run.
Q: Why do some people take advantage of people in wheelchairs?
A: Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them. He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his sight is restored. He touches the man in the wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away. He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, 'Whoa, God! I'm on workman's comp!'
Q: What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Having arms and legs.
Man with No Legs
A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him ''I bet you've never been hugged before.'' The legless man shakes his head.
Then the second blonde says, ''I bet you've never been kissed before.'' The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, ''I bet you've never been fucked before.'' The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, ''Well you are now because the tide is coming in!'''