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Crazy Desert

Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?

A: Fruitcake

The Mongoloid and his Dog

Q: What did the mongoloid say to his dog?

A: Downsyndrome!!

Delivery

I get a special delivery every morning.

My postman has Down syndrome.

Hand Surgery

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."

Best Way

Q: Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

A: The DOWNS truck is a little slow.