Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?
The Mongoloid and his Dog
Q: What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
I get a special delivery every morning.
My postman has Down syndrome.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
Q: Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?
A: The DOWNS truck is a little slow.