Q: Why did Helen Keller go insane?
A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
Q: Ever wonder how Helen Keller could tell the difference between the men's room and the ladies room?
A: She feels her way around.
Hellen Keller's Piercing
Q: How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?
A: Answering the stapler.
Hellen Keller - Pants
Q: Why did Helen wear skin-tight pants?
A: So her friends could read her lips.
Hellen Keller - Skydiving
Q: Why did Hellen Keller stop skydiving?
A: It was hell on the seeing eye dog!