We're sorry, but it appears that you are using an anonymous proxy. To prevent fraudulent voting, we don't allow votes from anonymous proxies.

This contest requires users to be registered in order to vote.

You must be a registered user to submit a joke.  But registering is FREE and don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).

You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.

We’re sorry, but your browser settings indicate that you don’t want to be tracked.  You can either disable that setting or simply register for a FREE account, so we’ll know that you want us to track your preferences and feedback.  Don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).


The best jokes and joke writers!

Helen Keller

Q: Why did Helen Keller go insane?

A: She tried to read a stucco wall.

Brail

Q: Ever wonder how Helen Keller could tell the difference between the men's room and the ladies room?

A: She feels her way around.

Hellen Keller's Piercing

Q: How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

Hellen Keller - Pants

Q: Why did Helen wear skin-tight pants?

A: So her friends could read her lips.

Hellen Keller - Skydiving

Q: Why did Hellen Keller stop skydiving?

A: It was hell on the seeing eye dog!