Helen Keller's Eyes
Q: How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out?
A: She shouted hysterically.
Q: Why didn't Helen Keller change her baby's diaper?
A: So she could always find him.
Helen's Doll House
Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?
A: Neither did she.
Helen Talks In Class
Q: How did Helen Keller's teachers punish her for talking in class?
A: They made her wear mittens.
Helen Keller's Discovery
Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?
A: She tried to read her own lips.