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Helen Keller's Eyes

Q: How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out?

A: She shouted hysterically.

Helen's Daughter

Q: Why didn't Helen Keller change her baby's diaper?

A: So she could always find him.

Helen's Doll House

Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?

A: Neither did she.

Helen Talks In Class

Q: How did Helen Keller's teachers punish her for talking in class?

A: They made her wear mittens.

Helen Keller's Discovery

Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?

A: She tried to read her own lips.