Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes - Shark Week
Shark Week - Distance
Q: What do you get from an angry shark?
A: As far away as possible.
Phelps vs. Shark
Q: What did the shark say to Michael Phelps after the race?
A: I think you're fintastic!
Q: What did one traveling shark say to his friend?
A: Swim faster we're going to be late for Shark Week.
Shark Week - Las Vegas
Q: What kind of shark visits Las Vegas?
A: A Whale shark, of course!
Shark Week - Research Breakthrough
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you're diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.
If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.