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Shark Week - Fast Food

Q: What do sharks order at McDonalds?

A: A quarter-flounder with cheese!

Shark Week - Gambling

Q: What kind of Shark is always gambling?

A: A Card Shark

Shark Week - Day Job

Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?

A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.

Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?

A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.

Shark Week - Drunk

Q: What do you call a drunk shark?

A: Hammered Head