Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes - Shark Week
Shark Week - Fast Food
Q: What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A: A quarter-flounder with cheese!
Shark Week - Gambling
Q: What kind of Shark is always gambling?
A: A Card Shark
Shark Week - Day Job
Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?
A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.
Shark Week - Favorite Saying
Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?
A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.
Shark Week - Drunk
Q: What do you call a drunk shark?
A: Hammered Head