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Celebrity Party

When I was 14, I was invited to a celebrity party in Hollywood.

I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling Spacey.

O.J. Simpson to Raleigh

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raleigh, NC in the Ford Bronco?

A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Cat and Dog

Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.

Sheephearder and Mick Jagger

Q:  What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?

A:  Mick Jagger sings, "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."  An English sheepherder says, "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Mike Tyson Apologizes

Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.
He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork."