Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Q: What do you call a wreath made out of $100 bills?
A: Aretha Franklins
A black man finds Leonardo DiCaprio's wallet on the ground. Some days later he's stopped by the police while driving erratically on the interstate. They asked him for his ID and he hands them the one he found. The officer looks at the ID and back to the man. He reads aloud, "First Name: Leonardo, last name: DiCaprio." He looks at the driver, a bit perplexed. "Hair: blonde, eyes: blue." Looks at him again. Then the cop called his partner and asked, "Hey Bob, did the Titanic sink or burn?"
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger
Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Mama - One Direction
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.