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Gymnasts -Riddles

Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?

A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

Sit Upright

Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons?

A: You can also sit upright in a car.

Blonde Corn Flakes

Q:  Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A:  Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Which Father?

A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"

Mating Call II

Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?

A: "All the blondes have gone home!"