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Tilt Steering

Q:  Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A:  More head room.

Blonde at Breakfast

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

A: Fertilized.

First Thing After Sex

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Blonde Dollar -Riddles

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?

A: All you can eat for under a buck.

Gymnasts -Riddles

Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?

A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.