3 Christmas Blondes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?
A1: Go Home.
A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.
Getting a Blonde into Bed
Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.