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3 Christmas Blondes

Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?

A: Ho-Ho-Ho!

Blonde Morning

Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?

A1: Go Home.

A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.

Getting a Blonde into Bed

Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

A: Who cares?

Blonde Twinkie

Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?

A: She liked to be filled with cream.

Blonde Vibrator

Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?

A: They chip their teeth.