Blondes on Roller Skates
Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.
Blondes on Santa's Lap
Q: What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??
A: Ho Ho Ho
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Peroxide Blonde and 747
What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
- They both have a black box.
- They both have a cockpit.
Blonde and a Brick
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: The brick only gets laid once.