Two blondes were discussing last-minute sexy costume ideas. Both had on little black dresses and stilettos but were looking for a creative accessory to spice up their outfits. With limited time and options, the blondes cooked some eggs and put them on hats to be "so hot you can fry an egg on us". A few hours later at the party the blondes are getting a lot of attention. A guy says to his buddies, "hey look! Eggs over easy!"
The Origin of Blondes
Q: Why were blondes created?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge!
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
What's That Number?
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "d**k."