Santa to the Blondes
Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."
The Blond's Legs
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Early To Bed
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date.
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.