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Blonde Drives a Car

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!

Blonde Eggs

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?

A: Unfertilized.

Guy Difference

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Keeping On a Condom

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers so she can practice safe sex.

She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?"

"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."

"Oh," said the blonde, "I always wondered how they kept them on."

Blonde Skating

Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?

A: A mobile sperm bank.