Blonde Drives a Car
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Keeping On a Condom
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers so she can practice safe sex.
She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I always wondered how they kept them on."
Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.