The Mysterious Blob
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all head home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says, " OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says, "It feels like semen."
The redhead then reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says, "It smells like semen."
The blonde reaches out and touches it with her fingers, puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, "It sure doesn't taste like anyone in THIS building."
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been sleepwalking?
A: When you look in the refrigerator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?
A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Blonde Tattoo Apartment Number
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her apartment number on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.