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Blonde's Legs

Q:  What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?

A:  Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

Behind a Blondes Ears

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme.

Refrigerator Evidence

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Blonde and Computer

Q: What have a blonde and a computer got in common?

A: You don't realize how much you miss them until they go down on you!