Q: What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
A: Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
Behind a Blondes Ears
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Blonde and Computer
Q: What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
A: You don't realize how much you miss them until they go down on you!