Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
Female Guitar Player
Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"
Guitar Players to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, "I can do that."
Guitarist and his Gig
Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?
Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.