Drummers and Horses
Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.
Singers Changing a Light Bulb
Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Get the drummer to do it.
Looking To Buy
A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?" "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "Yeah. How'd you know?" "This is a travel agency."
Level Drummer's Platform
Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?
A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.
Bagpiper Mad At The Drummer
Q: Why did the bagpiper get mad at the drummer?
A: He moved a drone and wouldn't tell him which one.