Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!
Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
Hangs With Musicians
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? .
Lucky for him that I was already awake playing the drums!