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Free New Teeth

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Q: What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

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Vampire's False Teeth

Q: What did the vampire call his new false teeth?

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Snoop Dogg's White Teeth

Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white?

A: BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

Boys Dentist Appointment

One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit. He called out, "Hey mom, I have no cavities today."
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. "Let me guess," she said, "You have not a tooth left."