Free New Teeth
Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
A: Smack a lion!
Q: What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
A: Missionary Position Impossible.
Vampire's False Teeth
Q: What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A: A new fangled device!
Snoop Dogg's White Teeth
Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white?
Boys Dentist Appointment
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit. He called out, "Hey mom, I have no cavities today."
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. "Let me guess," she said, "You have not a tooth left."