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Yo Mama - Teeth

Yo mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo Mama - Buck Toothed

Yo mama so buck toothed, when she bowed her head to pray, she bit a hole in her chest.

Shark Week - UK

Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?

A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.

Yo Mama - Busted

Yo' Mama's teeth are so busted, she can kiss yo' daddy and comb her mustache at the same time.

Dental Profession in Arkansas

Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?

A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.