Yo Mama - Teeth
Yo mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo Mama - Buck Toothed
Yo mama so buck toothed, when she bowed her head to pray, she bit a hole in her chest.
Shark Week - UK
Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?
A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.
Yo Mama - Busted
Yo' Mama's teeth are so busted, she can kiss yo' daddy and comb her mustache at the same time.
Dental Profession in Arkansas
Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?
A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.