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Yo Mama - Godzilla

Yo mama so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Tissue Dance

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.

Witch Hair

Q: What do witches put on their hair?

A: Scare spray.

Yo Mama - Sneezing

Yo' Mama's teeth are so big, she stabs herself in the chest whenever she sneezes.

Yo Mama - Roadkill

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks at roadkill, it runs away.