Yo Mama - Stretch Marks
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo Mama - Refrigerator
Yo mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama - Littering
Yo mama so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.
Yo Mama - Jack-O-Lantern
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!