Yo Mama - Meat Truck
Yo mama so ugly she could scare a dog off of a meat truck.
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker. If he is bald at the back, he is sexy. If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.
Yo Mama - Crooked Teeth
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo Mama - Lantern
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Just about to go to dinner with my overweight Asian friend, Chung Ki.