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Yo Mama - Meat Truck

Yo mama so ugly she could scare a dog off of a meat truck.

Being Bald

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker. If he is bald at the back, he is sexy. If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

Yo Mama - Crooked Teeth

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo Mama - Lantern

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Large Friend

Just about to go to dinner with my overweight Asian friend, Chung Ki.