Chicken Cross The Road Sexual Relations
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For persistent fowl play!
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbecuing a chicken on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on fire."
Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A: A Poul-try
Chicken Lay Eggs
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?
A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.