Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!
Q: What did the chicken do when she saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!
Q: What do you call two roosters having a fight?
A: A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.