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City Chicken

Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?

A: She laid a sidewalk!

Poultry Kick

Q: What did the chicken do when she saw a bucket of fried chicken?

A: She kicked the bucket!

Nutty Poultry

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?

A: A cuckoo cluck!

Rooster Bash

Q: What do you call two roosters having a fight?

A: A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!

Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.