Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."
Run Away Rooster
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!
Chicken Family Outing
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.