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Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?

A: Hard boiled eggs.

Library Chickens

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, "Buk Buk BUK."

The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, so she gives them three books, and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,"Buk Buk BuKKOOK!"

The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives the books to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, "Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!"

The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them. She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and down to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit....Rrredit....Rrredit...."

Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?

A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?

A To go to the toilet.

Q: Why did she go to the toilet?

A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

Donkey, Chicken and a Rooster

One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there. He walked up to the farmer and said, "Hey, that's a nice donkey you got there. I think I'll take it." The farmer replied, "That's not a donkey, that's an ass." So, the man said, "Okay, then, I'll take the ass." Then he walked over to the chicken coup and said, "I like that chicken. I'll take it too." The farmer replied, "That is a pullet." So the man said, "Okay, I'll take the pullet." He was looking at a rooster and said, "Well, I guess I'll take the rooster, too." The farmer replied, "That's not a rooster, it's a cock." So they load the pullet and the cock into the back of the man's truck and tie the ass to the back. The man then pays the farmer as the farmer tells him, "Now, sometimes the ass gets a little stubborn and he stops. All you have to do is get out and scratch his back, and he'll go again." So the man drives away. All of a sudden, the ass stops, and the pullet and the cock fly out of the back. The man is trying to get them back when a woman comes out and says, "Can I help you?" The man replies, "Yeah, could you grab my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"