Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: Because she was afraid someone would caesar!
What did the baby chick say to his mommy when she laid an Orange? " Look what Marma-lade!! "
Q: Why didn't the mouse cross the road?
A: It's cord wasn't long enough!
Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.
Scratch My Beak
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!