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Preparing Chickens

Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens. "We just tell them they're going to die."

Chicken Cross the Road Answers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."

A: Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."

A: Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."

A: And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"

Elephant Braver Than The Hen

Q: Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

A: Because the elephant isn't chicken!

A Blonde's Chicken Bag

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'' The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

Rock Throwing

Q: What's it called when you throw a rock at a cow and hit a chicken?

A: A MisSteak!