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Yo Mama - Chicken

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?

A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.

Screwing Rooster

There was a farmer. He had a lot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the rooster form told him that the rooster would screw everything in sight.  But the farmer wanted the rooster anyway. So he took it home and it screwed all the chickens. After a while it started screwing all the other farm animals. So one day the farmer walked up to the rooster and said, "Ya better stop screwing everything or you will screw yourself to death!" But the rooster just kept on screwing. One day the farmer was walking through the field, and he found the rooster laying on the ground with buzzards flying all around.  So he walked up to the rooster and said, "I told you you'd screw yourself to death!"  then the rooster opened his eyes and said,  "SHUT-UP! I'm trying to get them to land!"

Sexy Farm Music

A farmer goes to the flea market and buys a brown chicken and a brown cow. The guy behind the desk hand him his change and burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the farmer. "Brown-chick-a-brown-cow!"

Perverted Farmer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Why Chickens Don't Wear Underwear

Q: Why don't chickens wear underwear?

A: Because their peckers are on their faces!