Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!
Q: What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?
A: A chicken.
Q: What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A: A yolk book!
Q: Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
A: To see Gregory Peck!
I Think I'm a Chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!