I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it…
Parrot and Centipede
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!
Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!
Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!
Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!
Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
A: Start from scratch!
Ding Dong Bee
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!