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The best jokes and joke writers!

Apple to Worm

Q: What did the apple say to the worm?

A: You're boring me.

Belly Up

Q: What lies on its back a hundred feet in the air?

A: A centipede

Bee Sting

Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?

A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

A Mosquito

Q: What do you call a Russian flea?

A: A Moscow-ito!

A Spinning Wheel!

Q: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?

A: A spinning wheel!