Apple to Worm
Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
Q: What lies on its back a hundred feet in the air?
A: A centipede
Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
Q: What do you call a Russian flea?
A: A Moscow-ito!
A Spinning Wheel!
Q: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
A: A spinning wheel!