- Q: Where would you put an injured insect?
A: In an antbulance!
- Q: What's an insects best chat up line?
A: Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
- Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
- Q: What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
A: He just beetled off!
- Q: What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
A: A pool table?
- Q: What lives in gum trees?
A: Stick insects!
- Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
A: Because they always know when you're eating outside!
- Q: What is the insect's favorite game?
Not Without Your Rain Slicker
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!
Q: What are the cleverest bees?
A: Spelling bees!
The Biggest Moth In The World
Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?
A: A mammoth!
Lesser Of Two
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of two weevils."