Insects At School
Q: What do insects learn at school?
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: They don't know the words.
For the Cup
Q: Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
A: They where playing for the cup!
Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Fear of Flying
Two caterpillars are watching a cocoon that is starting to twist and shake. It bursts open to reveal a beautiful butterfly that stretches its wings and flies away. One caterpillar turns to the other and says, “You’ll never get me up in one of those things.”