Q: What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg!
Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.
Q: How did the bee hurt his back?
A: He fell off his honey.
Q: How do you start an insect race?
A: One, two, flea - go!