Frog Leg Ranch
Q: Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
A: He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'
Chicken Visits Library
Chicken walks into the library. The Chicken goes "BbbbbOook!" and the librarian nods at a fellow bystander and goes, "This chicken is serious about reading." The second time the chicken comes through the library, the librarian gets curious as to what the chicken is reading. The chicken walks out of the library, being followed by the librarian, the chicken walks into the swamp and shows the book to a frog. The frog then goes, "Readit".
Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger
Q: What happened when the toad died?
A: He croaked!
Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.