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Toad RIP

Q: How did the toad die?

A: He simply croaked!

Toad Seeking Fairy's Help

There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town over who had the power to grant wishes. "Fairy," he said. "I would like to be green, so I can play with all the other toads." "Granted!" said the fairy, who turned him yellow. Unfortunately, his little toady penis was still yellow. "What about my penis?" he asked the fairy. "Oh! For that, you'll have to go see the wizard." And so the toad hopped off to find the wizard. Soon, a pink elephant visited the fairy, and he wished to be turned gray. She granted him the wish, but, as with the toad, his penis was still pink. So she told him to visit the wizard. "How do I find the wizard?" he asked. "Just follow the yellow dick toad."

Toad Sweets

Q: What's a toads favorite sweet?

A: Lollihops!

Quiet on the Set

Q: What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

A: Nothing.

Hungry For Frog

Q: What happens if you eat a frog?

A: You'll croak in no time!