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Hope

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

Shark Week - Drunk

Q: What do you call a drunk shark?

A: Hammered Head

Shark Week - Test

Q: How did the Hammerhead Shark do on his test?

A: He nailed it.

Shark Week - Diet

Q: What kind of diets to Shark's go on?

A: The Sea Food diet.

Salt Water -Riddles

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.