Fish Wish -Riddles
Q: Who granted the fish's wish?
A: The Fairy Cod Mother.
Paddy and His Goldfish
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "Yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"
Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?