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Fish Wish -Riddles

Q: Who granted the fish's wish?

A: The Fairy Cod Mother.

Paddy and His Goldfish

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.   The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".

Paddy says, "Yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"

Shark Keys

Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

A: He got lockjaw!

Goldfish Tank

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Fish Eyes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh.