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Squid Tease

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A: Ten tickles

Whale Pardon

Q: What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

Shark Week - Day Job

Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?

A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.

Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?

A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.

Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.