Q: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?"
A: Ten tickles
Q: What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
A: I didn't do it on porpoise!!!
Shark Week - Day Job
Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?
A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.
Shark Week - Favorite Saying
Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?
A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.
Guitar and Tuna
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.